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There are shelves of memoirs about overcoming the death of a parent, childhood abuse, rape, drug addiction, miscarriage, alcoholism, hustling, gangbanging, near-death injuries, drug dealing, prostitution, or homelessness.

Cupcake Brown survived all these things before she’d even turned twenty.

And that’s when things got interesting….

You have in your hands the strange, heart-wrenching, and exhilarating tale of a woman named Cupcake. It begins as the story of a girl orphaned twice over, once by the death of her mother and then again by a child welfare system that separated her from her stepfather and put her into the hands of an epically sadistic foster parent. But there comes a point in her preteen years—maybe it’s the night she first tries to run away and is exposed to drugs, alcohol, and sex all at once—when Cupcake’s story shifts from a tear-jerking tragedy to a dark comic blues opera. As Cupcake’s troubles grow, so do her voice and spirit. Her gut-punch sense of humor and eye for the absurd, along with her outsized will, carry her through a fateful series of events that could easily have left her dead.

Young Cupcake learned to survive by turning tricks, downing hard liquor, partying like a rock star, and ingesting every drug she could find while hitchhiking up and down the California coast. She stumbled into gangbanging, drug dealing, hustling, prostitution, theft, and, eventually, the best scam of all: a series of 9-to-5 jobs. But Cupcake’s unlikely tour through the cubicle world was paralleled by a quickening descent into the nightmare of crack cocaine use, till she eventually found herself living behind a Dumpster.

Astonishingly, she turned it around. With the help of a cobbled together family of eccentric fellow addicts and “angels”—a series of friends and strangers who came to her aid at pivotalmoments—she slowly transformed her life from the inside out.

A Piece of Cake is unlike any memoir you’ll ever read. Moving and almost transgressive in its frankness, it is a relentlessly gripping tale of a resilient spirit who took on the worst of contem-porary urban life and survived it with a furious wit and unyielding determination. Cupcake Brown is a dynamic and utterly original storyteller who will guide you on the most satisfying, startlingly funny, and genuinely affecting tour through hell you’ll ever take.

When it came time for me to talk , I wasn’t sure which parts of my past to tell, which to keep secret, and which to pretend never happened. Uncle Jr. had already seen the welts on my back, so he wasn’t too surprised when I told them about some of the physical abuse I endured at Diane’s. Everyone else hit the roof, except Daddy. He got really quiet and started balling and unballing his fists.

I continued my update. Experience had taught me that adults have trouble accepting the idea of children having sex. I decided that from then on, that part of my life never happened. I picked up the story by telling them about Fly, the Gangstas, and getting shot.

I was dying for a cigarette. So it seemed a good time to announce that I smoked cigarettes—and weed.

After a moment Sam looked at me, smiled, and handed me one of her Marlboros. I preferred menthols, but beggars can’t be choosers. I kicked back, took a long drag, and closed my eyes.

Daddy and Jr. were silent. They seemed a bit shocked and unsure about how to respond.

“Well, Cup,” Jr. said, “it’s a little too late to be trying to raise you now. But those cigarettes will kill you. And weed will only lead you to stronger drugs.”

He didn’t know how right he was. But for me, it was too late to be worrying about stronger drugs—the only worrying I did was whether I could find a connection to get some. So I just smiled, nodded, and took another hit off my cigarette.

The eerie quiet returned.

—from A Piece of Cake

Also available as a Random House AudioBook and eBook.

From the Hardcover edition.

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　　Cupcake Brown practices law at one of the nation’s largest law

firms and lives in San Francisco. Visit her website at

cupcakebrown.com.

　　From the Hardcover edition.

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　　1

　　The booming music coming from Momma’s radio alarm clock suddenly

woke me. I could hear Elton John singing about Philadelphia

freedom.

　　I wonder why Momma didn’t wake me? I thought to myself.

　　It was January 1976. Wasn’t no school that day. But Momma still

had to go to work. So, while Momma was at work, I was goin’ over to

Daddy’s house to play with Kelly, the daughter of his lady

friend.

　　I wonder why she didn’t wake me? I thought again to myself as I

climbed out of bed.

　　When I passed the dresser I caught a glimpse of myself in the

mirror. Boy, was I ugly.

　　“Skinny, black, and ugly.” That’s what the kids at school called

me. Or they’d yell out, “Vette, Vette, looks just like my

pet!”

　　My name was La’Vette, but my first birth name was Cupcake. At

least that’s what my momma told me. Seems Momma craved cupcakes

when she was pregnant with me. She had three cupcakes a day, every

day, without fail, for nine and a half months (I was two weeks

overdue). Momma said that even if she didn’t eat anything else,

she’d have her daily dose of cupcakes.

　　Anyway, seems that while “we” were in labor, the hospital gave

Momma some pain drugs. Once Momma popped me out, the nurse

said:

　　“Pat”—that was my momma’s name—“you have a little girl. Do you

know what you want to name her?”

　　Tired and exhausted from eight hours of hard labor, Momma lifted

her head, smiled sheepishly, and said, “Cupcake,” before she passed

out.

　　So that’s what they put down on my birth certificate. I mean,

that is what she said. (The nurses thought it was due to the

excitement of motherhood, Momma said it was the drugs). A few hours

later, however, when Daddy came to the hospital he decided he

didn’t like “Cupcake.” Momma said Daddy wanted to name me La’Vette.

So, just to make Daddy happy, Momma said she had the hospital

change my name. I didn’t mind, really. I loved my daddy; so as far

as I was concerned, he could change my name to whatever he wanted.

But, Momma said that to her I would always be Cupcake. She never

called me anything else, ’cept sometimes she called me “Cup” for

short.

　　Anyway, the kids at school always told me that I was ugly. They

teased me, saying I looked like “Aunt Esther,” that old lady from

Sanford and Son, the one always calling Sanford a “fish-eyed fool.”

She was the ugliest woman I’d ever seen. So if the other kids

thought I looked like her, I knew I had to be ugly. Besides,

everybody knew a black girl wasn’t considered pretty unless she was

light-skinned with long straight hair. I was dark-skinned with

short kinky hair. I hated my complexion. I hated my hair. I hated

my skinny legs and arms.

　　But, my momma thought I was beautiful. She’d say:

　　“Cup, you’re only eleven years old. You will appreciate your

beauty as you grow up.”

　　Shoot, I couldn’t wait to grow up!

　　Momma always said things to make me feel better. I loved my

momma. She was my best friend and she was beautiful: she had

cocoa-colored skin and her long black hair hung way past her

shoulders. And, Momma had the biggest, prettiest smile you ever

saw. People always told her that she looked like Diana Ross because

of her long hair and wide beautiful smile—all teeth.

　　I passed the black ugly thing in the mirror and continued toward

Momma’s room. The radio alarm continued to blast. I giggled to

myself. Momma was like me. She hated getting up in the morning, so

she put the clock way across the room and turned it all the way up

so it would scare her awake in the morning. That way, she’d have to

get out of bed and walk across the room to turn it off.

　　I wonder why she didn’t turn the alarm off? I thought as I made

my way through the kitchen toward the large living room that led

into Momma’s room. The floor was cold because wasn’t no carpet in

our house. Still, I loved our old house. It was Victorian style,

three bedrooms and one bathroom.

　　We lived in San Diego in the heart of the ghetto, though I never

knew it until I got older. We had our share of dilapidated houses,

and run-down apartment buildings, but most of the houses and

apartments in the neighborhood were in decent order. I mean, we

didn’t have any mansions, but most folks made sincere efforts to

keep their houses decent-looking: they watered their tired brown

lawns, trying to keep them up (as kept up as a lawn could be with

kids runnin’ over it all the time), and tried to replace windows

that had been broken from runaway fly balls that escaped the

imaginary fields of street baseball games.

　　We had a great neighborhood store, Sawaya Brothers, that had

everything you could need or want, including the most delicious

pickled pig feet. We had a neighborhood park, Memorial Park, a

boys’ club and a girls’ club.

　　I thought my family was rich because I was the only kid in the

neighborhood who had her own bedroom, furnished with a white

princess-style bedroom set complete with a canopy bed, matching

nightstands, and dresser. There was a pink frilly comforter with

matching frills for the canopy overhead. And, I had a closet full

of clothes. Unlike other kids in my neighborhood, I never had to

share clothes or wear hand-me-downs. Momma loved to sew and made

most of my clothes.

　　The other kids thought we were rich too. Little did we know that

we weren’t rich—it’s just that both my mom and dad worked while the

other kids only had one parent trying to raise several kids either

on one income or, more commonly, on welfare, though being on

welfare wasn’t nothing to be ’shamed about. Most everybody was. In

fact, I envied my friends on welfare because they got government

food that you couldn’t get from the store, like this great

government cheese. You ain’t had a grilled cheese sandwich till

you’ve had one made with government cheese.

　　The blasting radio brought me back to my immediate mission:

finding out why Momma didn’t wake me.

　　I wished she’da woke me up, I thought as I followed the sound of

the blasting radio. I was excited about going to my daddy’s.

　　My momma and daddy didn’t live together. Daddy lived around the

way with my brother, Larry. I hated Larry. Larry was thin and lanky

like me. And he was dark-skinned like me. Although he was two years

older than me, he never acted like a big brother. He never

protected me. In fact, HE was usually the one I had to be protected

FROM. And, usually, it was ME jumping in a fight to protect HIM. I

thought he was a wimp.

　　Larry hated me just as much as I hated him, but for different

reasons. He was jealous of me. He’d never admit it, but I knew he

was. I was the one who always got good grades and saved my weekly

allowance so I could buy something nice and big, while Larry hated

school (and was always on the verge of flunking out) and spent his

money faster than he got it—and then had the nerve to get mad when

he didn’t have anything left.

　　Our hate for each other resulted in fierce fights: cussin’ each

other out (a skill I’d turned into an art from an early age) and

throwing knives and hammers (or anything else lethal we could find)

at each other. Our fights were no joke. We were trying to kill each

other for real, or at least cause loss of body parts. In our house,

before Larry went to live with Daddy, I could never slack up and

always had to watch my back because we were always trying to

sabotage each other.

　　Once I woke to Larry trying to smother me with a pillow. Bastard.

He just woke up one day and decided he’d try to kill me. I had to

fight, kick, scratch, punch, and scream to get him off me. I got

him back, though: I tried to poi- son him.

　　Larry was always trying to boss me around. One day, after yet

another unsuccessful attempt at killing me, he’d ordered me to get

him some Kool-Aid. And I did—with a little rat poison in it. But

watching my sudden obedience, he got suspicious. Talkin’ ’bout he

smelled “somethin’ funny.” He ordered me to take a drink first. I

took a sip, but I didn’t swallow. I just held it in my mouth,

hoping he’d now be willing to drink. He was smarter than I thought.

He fucked around and fucked around twirling the Kool-Aid in the

glass with a sly grin on his face till I couldn’t hold what was in

my mouth anymore without swallowing.

　　Oh shit! I thought, I can’t kill myself! That’d be right up his

alley!

　　I ran for the bathroom, which confirmed Larry’s suspicions that

something was up. He ran ahead of me and blocked the bathroom door

with his body, laughing hysterically at the irony of the situation.

My only other option was out the front door—halfway ’cross the

house. I’d never make it.

　　“Swallow it, bitch!” he ordered, his body still blocking the

doorway, hands up in the air like a soccer goalie. Damn, I hated

him.

　　But, I would have the last word on this one. It took me a moment

to think of a way out, but then it came to me. As I realized my way

out, the look of terror on my face from envisioning what seemed to

be my impending death slowly changed into a wide-ass grin: I spit

the Kool-Aid in his face. And with that, it was on—we tumbled,

kicked, bit, and scratched, until we tired ourselves out and

retreated to opposite ends of the house to await the next

battle.

　　So I was really glad when Momma sent Larry to go live with Daddy.

Larry had started talking back to Momma, being smart-mouthed and

sassin’ ..

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There are shelves of memoirs about overcoming the death of a parent, childhood abuse, rape, drug addiction, miscarriage, alcoholism, hustling, gangbanging, near-death injuries, drug dealing, prostitution, or homelessness.

Cupcake Brown survived all these things before she’d even turned twenty.

And that’s when things got interesting….

You have in your hands the strange, heart-wrenching, and exhilarating tale of a woman named Cupcake. It begins as the story of a girl orphaned twice over, once by the death of her mother and then again by a child welfare system that separated her from her stepfather and put her into the hands of an epically sadistic foster parent. But there comes a point in her preteen years—maybe it’s the night she first tries to run away and is exposed to drugs, alcohol, and sex all at once—when Cupcake’s story shifts from a tear-jerking tragedy to a dark comic blues opera. As Cupcake’s troubles grow, so do her voice and spirit. Her gut-punch sense of humor and eye for the absurd, along with her outsized will, carry her through a fateful series of events that could easily have left her dead.

Young Cupcake learned to survive by turning tricks, downing hard liquor, partying like a rock star, and ingesting every drug she could find while hitchhiking up and down the California coast. She stumbled into gangbanging, drug dealing, hustling, prostitution, theft, and, eventually, the best scam of all: a series of 9-to-5 jobs. But Cupcake’s unlikely tour through the cubicle world was paralleled by a quickening descent into the nightmare of crack cocaine use, till she eventually found herself living behind a Dumpster.

Astonishingly, she turned it around. With the help of a cobbled together family of eccentric fellow addicts and “angels”—a series of friends and strangers who came to her aid at pivotalmoments—she slowly transformed her life from the inside out.

A Piece of Cake is unlike any memoir you’ll ever read. Moving and almost transgressive in its frankness, it is a relentlessly gripping tale of a resilient spirit who took on the worst of contem-porary urban life and survived it with a furious wit and unyielding determination. Cupcake Brown is a dynamic and utterly original storyteller who will guide you on the most satisfying, startlingly funny, and genuinely affecting tour through hell you’ll ever take.

When it came time for me to talk , I wasn’t sure which parts of my past to tell, which to keep secret, and which to pretend never happened. Uncle Jr. had already seen the welts on my back, so he wasn’t too surprised when I told them about some of the physical abuse I endured at Diane’s. Everyone else hit the roof, except Daddy. He got really quiet and started balling and unballing his fists.

I continued my update. Experience had taught me that adults have trouble accepting the idea of children having sex. I decided that from then on, that part of my life never happened. I picked up the story by telling them about Fly, the Gangstas, and getting shot.

I was dying for a cigarette. So it seemed a good time to announce that I smoked cigarettes—and weed.

After a moment Sam looked at me, smiled, and handed me one of her Marlboros. I preferred menthols, but beggars can’t be choosers. I kicked back, took a long drag, and closed my eyes.

Daddy and Jr. were silent. They seemed a bit shocked and unsure about how to respond.

“Well, Cup,” Jr. said, “it’s a little too late to be trying to raise you now. But those cigarettes will kill you. And weed will only lead you to stronger drugs.”

He didn’t know how right he was. But for me, it was too late to be worrying about stronger drugs—the only worrying I did was whether I could find a connection to get some. So I just smiled, nodded, and took another hit off my cigarette.

The eerie quiet returned.

—from A Piece of Cake

Also available as a Random House AudioBook and eBook.

From the Hardcover edition.